• Washington snobs

     

    Dear Anton,

    I read your last “courrier”: here in Washington D.C., we also will welcome you most affectionately. I am one of your big admirers too! Washington is a very nice town, less posh than L.A., but unquestionably we have much more experience and competence in the field of diplomatic savoir-vivre. Besides, you would be close to New York where you, I am sure, will be the king of all the avant-garde snobs of Manhattan in no time! 

    Please let me know if you need any assistance with your Green Card: my many connections in the American government and administration will be very honored helping you to avoid the regular dreadful paperwork.

    Best regards,

    Deborah H.-V., Washington D.C.

     

    Dearest Deborah,

    Thank you so much for offering me your help and for sending me these charming words! I shall certainly need your support when I take the decision to establish myself in the USA! By the way: green is one of my favorite colors! I was wondering if you could arrange an oyster-green card for me so it will match the tint of my eyes? I’m sure you can!

    Best regards from Paris!