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After "Petit Bréviaire du Snobisme" (a French snob manual which was also adapted and translated for the German, Dutch, Portuguese and Italian public) or more thematic works such as "Snob Extrême" (a handbook for snobs eager to visit the North or the South Pole, published in France), "Snob Appeal“ (an erotic guidebook for snobs, published in Italy), "Manuel de savoir-vivre à l'usage des maîtres et maîtresses de chiens" (a handbook for well-educated dogs and their owners), Mini Bréviaire du Snobisme (a guide for snobbish parents and snobbish children) ; several essays (some of them published side by side with Nobel Prizes for literature!), articles, chronicles, analyses and lectures on the numerous facets of snobbism, for the international press, universities, museums, etc., and – last but certainly not least- my foreword to the digital version of The Book of Snobs by William M. Thackeray, henceforth you will have the extreme privilege to read my blog. Probably the most snobbish blog ever existing! So if you want to know if your mother-in-law is a real snob or just pretending; if you want my opinion of a champagne or some mundane event; if you want me to test the snob-appeal of any other happening, person or item (your mother-in-law included); or if you just need some stimulating coaching or some experienced advice: hereby also the most snobbish website on earth, and since the publication of my new book (Paris, spring 2023) called Snob Éternel, also in heaven : www.snoblissime.com
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Par Antonius Moonen dans Le courrier snob le 2 Novembre 2011 à 11:14

Dear Mr. Antonius Moonen,

First of all, please accept my deepest gratitude for your marvelous blog and website! They are both so incredible that I became instantly addicted! I am most certainly your most devoted fan in the US.

I don’t want to take more of your precious time, but I just wanted you to know, in case you decide to settle down in our country (I know a lot of people in Hollywood that desperately need a snob coach and that are willing to pay a fortune for your “priceless” guidance) and you need a fine personal assistant, that I am definitely the most adequate person to apply for this job. Please find enclosed my resume and a few recommendations written by former employers and lasting friends, all international celebrities.

Yours truthfully,

Mr. Gregory S., Jr., Beverly Hills

Dear Gregory,

Thank you so much for your compliments, your resume and indeed incredible references! That is positively the most “paramount” name-dropping I ever read in my life! Congratulations!

I will thus very seriously consider your application if, one day, I decide to emigrate to the U.S.. A real dream would come true, having a personal assistant like you. However, for the moment, I’m tremendously needed in this old part of the world where – not only because of the growing vulgarity and tastelessness but also because of the political correctness required by the financial crisis- , snobs are having a very bad time. It’s simply not the right time to abandon all my snobbish friends in Europe, but as said – and one never knows – , as soon as my European and sometimes so uncomfortable consciousness and faithfulness decrease, I will certainly - and with much pleasure - contact you in order to elaborate together a strategy for the American market.

Meanwhile, take care!